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— Anonymous "Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds." — JoJo Jensen "I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast." — Anonymous "The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more." — Wilson Mizener "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone." — Anthony Burgess
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Quote #1 "In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep." Unknown Quote #2 "Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?" Unknown Quote #3 "People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing.
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Here are some of the finest goodnight quotes and funny sleep quotes. 20. "I'm sending angels like me to come watch you sleep and guide you, I just hope they won't be disturbed by your loud snores. Goodnight my prince!" - Unknown.* 21. "Even if the size of your bed is not as big as you, do not stop yourself from dreaming king size. Good night.
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20 Slides. Getty. Nothing's better than a good night's sleep. When you need an excuse to lie down and put your feet up — whether it's at your usual bedtime or for a quick afternoon nap — these.
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Funny Quotes About Sleep. 1. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." — Anthony Burgess. 2. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed." — Unknown. Show off. 3. "The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more." — Wilson Mizener. That's science, folks. 4.
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"I've been lying awake so long, I think my bed and I are in a committed relationship." "I don't suffer from insomnia, I just have a very stubborn inner night owl that refuses to be tamed." "My brain and I have a love-hate relationship: it loves to keep me awake, and I hate it for doing so."
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Plutarch. Dream, Sleep, Insomnia. 21 Copy quote. Show source. Now blessings light on him that first invented this same sleep. It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak.
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Good night, my whimsical love. Hoping your dreams aren't too weird tonight! As you drift off to sleep, may your dreams be as wild and crazy as our love. Sleep well, my fearless partner. May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well! Wishing you a night of dreams that have more cheese than a pizza.
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"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap." — Bob Hope, British-American Comedian "You miss 100% of the naps you don't take."
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Check out Continue shopping You spend about one-third of your life sleeping. With something this important, you can be sure people have a lot to say about it. From the humorous to the profound, here are 50 of the best quotes about sleep.
Well here I am about to try that beauty sleep thing again. Wish me luck
I need to sleep.". #2. "Sleeping is the only thing you're good at besides breathing, so good night.". #3. "Good night, and drool well. I'd say sleep well, but you sleep less and drool more.". #4. "Good night sweetheart! Don't look at the window at night.
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"I'm going to bed" really means "I'm going to lie in my bed and go on my phone". Unknown Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. John Ciardi If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henry Youngman Those who snore always fall asleep first. Unknown
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1 / 9 Reader's Digest Rise and shine? No thanks If there's one thing these sleep quotes get right, it's that nothing is better than sleep. 2 / 9 Reader's Digest Mommy see, Mommy do Maybe.
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Now breathe 'til unstressed.". - Lin-Manuel Miranda. "Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.". - Mesut Barazany. "Good night, sleep tight, awake full of joy at the morning light." -Theodore Higgingsworth. "Goodnight stars Goodnight air; Goodnight noises everywhere." -Margaret Wise Brown.
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I'm Up Way Past my Bedtime I'm like, four days past my bedtime… You're Asleep Already? Seriously? I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they close their eyes. Like, that takes me 4 hours 600 position changes and a sacrifice to the sleep gods. I Just Want to Go to Sleep and Wake up Beautiful… I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot.